BEGIN TRNSCRIPT
Harry Callahan: “A lot of information is coming out about drug cartels. They’ve got unlimited money supply and some of the things they’re funding are just nuts. They’ve got their own zoos authorities are calling narco zoos.”
Paul Kersey: “Look, drug cartels are feeding their enemies to wild animals and staging gladiator-like contests.”
Harry Callahan: “It’s like ancient Rome all over again. It started out that the cartels would just put their enemies in cages and watch the animals attack the helpless victims. Now they’re building small arenas like mini Coliseum’s where they give their captives swords and maces and have them to do battle against animals like gorillas.”
Paul Kersey: “They’re loading these animals up with steroids and letting them loose.”
Harry Callahan: “These guys are like dictators. This is reminiscent of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin.”
Paul Kersey: “Yea, he wanted to fund his own private ape army, human hybrids.”
Harry Callahan: “Terminator apes doped up on roids. ”
Paul Kersey: “You can get all the steroid you want in Mexico. They are totally legal. ”
Harry Callahan: “Yea, you can dope up these animals full of steroids, growth hormone…they even give the gladiators drugs to hype them up. The US made these drugs illegal in the United States. A lot of bodybuilders have to go down to Mexico to get them. ”
Paul Kersey: “Lowland gorillas are a favorite of the cartel. ”
Harry Callahan: “Yeah, those things are freakishly strong.”
Paul Kersey: “They pump them full of drugs.”
Harry Callahan: “They double their body weight and they’re twice as aggressive. ”
Paul Kersey: “So you have modern-day gladiators battling giant gorillas and who knows what other animals. ”
Harry Callahan: “They’re not only taking steroids but they’re altering their DNA.”
Paul Kersey: “There are so many things scientists can do in other countries that you just can’t do here.”
Harry Callahan: “Yeah, and stuff like stem cell research.”
Paul Kersey: “Just the other day I overheard this guy talking about going to Mexico to get stem cell therapy.”
Harry Callahan: ” Yeah, and that’s another big thing. Pretty soon you’re gonna have ninety-year-olds looking like they’re 40 with all the stem cell therapies. And everybody’s going to be able to benefit from it but not right now. You only can get stuff like that Mexico. ”
Paul Kersey: “There’s a lot of helpful stuff but there’s a lot of crazy stuff like these gorillas.”
Harry Callahan: “But is that negative? Give cable television 10 years and they’ll be doing super human verses mega gorilla reality shows. The cartels are on the cutting edge.”
END TRANSCRIPT
Jurassic Gorilla, Gorilla Harry T-Shirt https://jurassicgorilla.com
Be the first to comment