Gorillas and Girls

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Mark Anders Shabani the Gorilla Expose

Mark Anders Gorillas and Girls episode centers around Shabani the聽Gorilla who was given to the Higashiyama Zoo & Botanical Garden in Nagoya, Japan by Sydney Australia’s Taronga Zoo. The international media released聽a flurry of stories regarding Shabani’s zoo attendance boosting聽mystique and聽appeal to聽Japanese woman. Shabani is highly聽photogenic and frequently willing to pose for photos.

In Gorilla and Girls MarkAnders explores Japanese women’s fascination with Shabani the Gorilla.

 

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Shabani the Gorilla dancing

Mark Anders’聽Shabani, Girls and Gorillas Transcript

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There’s a story in the news about a male聽gorilla named Shabani that’s attracting a lot of women at the Higashiyama Zoo and聽Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, Japan. This guy was brought up from the Australian zoo in order to mate with three other females in the Japanese zoo. But the thing is this聽gorilla has completely changed the culture in Japan. Women are throwing聽themselves at this gorilla.

The zoo has a surge of female visitors. Japanese women look at this聽gorilla and he’s built like Hercules and, not only that, he poses in provocative poses聽for the women. He sits there while they take the pictures. He caters to their聽needs. This gorilla fills some void that their husbands are not and it turns out聽these women are spending a lot of time at the zoo instead of being with their聽husbands. He’s a supermodel! Look, women are throwing their panties at this guy. They’re throwing bananas to him聽as treats. It’s almost like the new Viagra for women. Women are making their husbands dress up in gorilla costumes. And it makes no sense. Women are writing their telephone number on pieces of paper, crumbling them up, and throwing them over to Shabani and some women are getting smart. They’re聽learning sign language like Koko the gorilla so they can communicate with him.

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Shabani the gorilla chest pounding

The聽zoo is being overrun by these women. They’re hanging out in front of the enclosure. Nobody can get in there.聽Now, they’re imposing new rules: Viewing time, a limited amount! These women are being聽shuttled out of the zoo hot and bothered and ready to go. And who’s waiting for them? Japanese men.聽Smart Japanese men that are there to pick up the women that are leaving the聽zoo. BAM! They’re getting action! These gift shops can’t keep Shabani items in stock!聽Women are getting Shabani photographs,聽bringing them home to their house, taking out their photograph of their husband on聽their nightstand, and replacing it with a Shabani photograph. And in some cases, they just聽get their husbands photograph, slam it down as hard as they can on their nightstand,聽and then put a framed photo of Shabani on top of it! Look, this has upset the natural聽balance of the culture in Japan. Gorilla documentaries have been banned from聽television because it’s documentary/pornography!

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Pensive Shabani the Gorilla

Because of Australia, Japan is now聽Shabani based culture. Look, look, Japan is going to send this gorilla, Shabani, back to聽Australia after mating. It turns out Australia had the same problem with this聽guy down under so they decided, no problem, we’ll send him up to Japan. Now聽Japan is angry because Australia didn’t even tell them in the first place. It’s creating a聽giant diplomatic problem between Australia and Japan. So, what country’s the next聽sucker?

END TRANSCRIPT

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Shabani the Gorilla on Japanese Facebook page

 

 

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